Johnny

"A pig says... 'PUT YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS UP IN THE GODDAMN AIR YOU GODDAMN COCK-SUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER, OR I'M GONNA BLOW A FUCKIN' CAP IN YOUR ASS!!'"

- Johnny

Johnny is one of the minor protagonists of the Smokingmonkeyvideos and the DeafOneManShow series.

He is one of the kids at a kindergarten class in the video "A PIG SAYS WHAT? (RE-UPLOADED BECAUSE OF SOUND ISSUES)."

Johnny is played by Scott Kerr.

Description
Johnny wears a yellow SMV T-shirt, black shorts, and a black cap. It is also shown that he has a tattoo on his arm.

Personality
Johnny is a happy-go-lucky, spunky child who is a huge fan of police film since he unknowingly imitated what a "pig" (a police officer) says during class, but he ended up getting in trouble for it.

Biography
Johnny seems to be a hardcore fan of police films as when the teacher asked him what a pig says, he responded, "A pig says... 'PUT YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS UP IN THE GODDAMN AIR YOU GODDAMN COCK-SUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER, OR I'M GONNA BLOW A FUCKIN' CAP IN YOUR ASS!!'" and the stunned teacher scolded him. After realizing they are talking about animals, Johnny sat back down and smiled at the children (who were offscreen), but then frowned and put his face in his palm in humiliation.