A PIG SAYS WHAT? (RE-UPLOADED BECAUSE OF SOUND ISSUES)



"A PIG SAYS WHAT? (RE-UPLOADED BECAUSE OF SOUND ISSUES)" (formerly "A PIG SAYS WHAT?") is the 29th video in TheDeafOneManShow.

Synopsis
A kindergarten teacher (played by Scott) is teaching her class the different sounds animals make. First, she tells them that a cow moos, a duck quacks, and then she asks if anyone can tell her what a pig says.

A child named Johnny (also played by Scott) raises his hand and when the teacher asks him what a pig says, Johnny says, "A pig says... 'PUT YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS UP IN THE GODDAMN AIR YOU GODDAMN COCK-SUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER OR I'M GONNA BLOW A FUCKIN' CAP IN YOUR ASS!!'". The teacher, in stunned horror at what Johnny just said, says in a scolding tone of voice, "Johnnyyy...!". Confused, Johnny asks if they are talking about animals and when the teacher nods (off screen), Johnny revises his answer and says, "A pig says, 'Oink, oink!'". He sits back down and smiles at the class, but then he puts his head down due to being embarrassed and is presumably sent to the principal's office afterwards.

The scene then cuts to a montage that says, "What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Mega-sore-ass!".